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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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