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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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