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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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