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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
kitten 🐱
Dr
Snuffles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a turkey 🦃
a pufferfish 🐡
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