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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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