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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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