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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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