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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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