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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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