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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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