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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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