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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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