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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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