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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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