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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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