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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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