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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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