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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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