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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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