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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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