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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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