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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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