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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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