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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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