Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.