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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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