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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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