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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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