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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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