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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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