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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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