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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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