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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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