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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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