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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Stella
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
a bear 🐻
a tiger 🐯
a bull 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a lion 🦁
a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
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