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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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