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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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