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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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