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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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