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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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