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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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