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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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