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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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