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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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