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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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