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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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