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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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