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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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