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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Rufus
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a hyena 🐺
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a pufferfish 🐡
an elephant 🐘
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a lynx 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
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