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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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