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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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