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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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