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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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