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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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