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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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