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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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