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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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