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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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