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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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