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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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