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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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