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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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