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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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