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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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