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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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