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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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