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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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