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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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