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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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