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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Toby
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a hyena 🐺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hippo 🦛
a crocodile 🐊
a cheetah 😺
a bull 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
a venomous snake 🐍
a bear 🐻
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