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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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