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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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