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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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