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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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