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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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